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The Clippers got docked but Google came out on top.
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Today’s Big Story
Basketball’s Largest Penalty Ever
NBA docks Clippers 5 first-round picks, levies $30 million fine after Kawhi Leonard prob

Steve Ballmer, the richest owner in American sports, just got benched. The NBA on Wednesday suspended the Clippers owner for one year from all league and team activities, fined the franchise $30 million and stripped five first-round picks—one each from 2029 through 2033. The Athletic called it the largest punishment in league history.
The finding: cap circumvention. Investigators from Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz concluded the Clippers steered endorsement money to Kawhi Leonard through four team business partners — Aspiration Partners, Boingo Wireless, Daktronics and Lockton Insurance. Leonard owes the league $700,000 but isn't suspended. His uncle and then-business manager, Dennis Robertson, is barred from dealing with NBA teams for five years.
There are some front office casualties too. Business operations president Gillian Zucker was suspended a year without pay, in part for what the league described as false and misleading statements to investigators. Basketball operations president Lawrence Frank drew six months. For a franchise that spent a decade rebranding itself as the adult in the room in Los Angeles, that’s a rough Wednesday.
Of course, The Clippers aren't taking it. The team said it “vehemently rejects” the findings and intends to fight, telling CNBC it looks forward to “an ethical and impartial arbitration process.” Whether that process exists is genuinely unclear: The Athletic cited a source saying there's no appeal or arbitration available, and CBS Sports reported the NBA and the players' union agreed the penalties are final and binding.
One upside for Leonard—the ruling clears his stalled trade to Toronto, though the deal’s finalization wasn’t confirmed as of yet. Reports also diverge on whether Ballmer personally owes $30 million on top of the team’s fine. It’s a landmark penalty with the fine print still being written.
Iran Fires on Gulf Neighbors
The retaliation was expected after recent U.S. strikes resumed
Iran fired on U.S. allies in the Gulf early Wednesday, ending a monthlong lull and answering a night of American bombardment. The target was Kuhestak, a coastal town on the Strait of Hormuz. Iranian state media reported four dead — two women and two children, ages 4 and 16 — and at least 68 wounded. A provincial deputy governor initially put the toll at five. None of it has been independently confirmed outside Iranian state media.
CENTCOM said Tuesday’s strikes hit air defense sites, radar and maritime assets, and that it’s “looking into” reports of civilian casualties. But the retaliation landed wide. Kuwait and Bahrain both reported attacks, with no casualties. Kurdish authorities intercepted 10 explosive drones near Irbil, according to NPR. That’s three U.S.-aligned governments absorbing fire in a single morning, which is how a contained exchange stops being contained.
Of course, the price shows up fast. Brent crude has climbed to roughly $95 a barrel, more than 30% above prewar levels after sitting near $80. Iran's rial hit a record 2.20 million to the dollar. Analysts quoted by NPR warn the current standoff (not a truce, not a full war) can’t really hold much longer, with midterm pressure building on President Donald Trump’s party.
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Google Escapes Ad Tech Breakup
This is the third big tech antitrust loss for U.S. government
Google won’t have to sell its ad exchange after all. U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema declined the Justice Department’s request to force a divestiture of the exchange formerly known as AdX, choosing behavioral remedies instead. For those keeping track, it’s the third straight federal tech monopoly case to end without a breakup—and the clearest signal yet that winning an antitrust case and dismantling a company are two very different things.
The underlying loss still stands. In 2025, the court found Google illegally tied its publisher ad server, DoubleClick for Publishers, to AdX in a way that locked publishers into its stack. Brinkema also found the DOJ failed to prove Google monopolized advertiser-side tools — a split decision that gave the government its liability win but narrowed what it could demand at the remedies stage. What Google actually has to change is, for now, a black box. Brinkema said she’d adopt most of the behavioral fixes proposed by the parties, with modifications, and The Verge reports the possibilities include restricting self-preferencing in ad auctions or giving rival ad tech tools access to the same real-time data Google enjoys.
Zoom out and the pattern is hard to miss. Judge Amit Mehta similarly declined to break up Google's search business, and the Federal Trade Commission recently lost its case against Meta outright. Three swings at Big Tech structural relief, three whiffs. Behavioral remedies (conduct rules, data access, auction tweaks) are now the ceiling, not the floor.
Next Up:
The redactions, then the fine print. Whether Google appeals the liability finding hasn’t been decided, and the DOJ’s request for fines remains unresolved with no figures on the table.
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